Jack's Backyard

Yes, I did it. I made this frankenstein creation. My neighbor threw away an office chair. Very plush. It had all the bells and whistles. There are 9 different adjustments for any frame of man or woman. I saw it on trash day... Everything worked, but the plastic that actually supports your can was cracked. It was very uncomfortable.

I have neighbors' who watch me. I was about to make a shop chair anyway. My mind saw what you see below and thought, "this might be cool." I waited to make sure none of my neighbor's caught me dragging it into my laboratory. Picking up wood was one thing... this was trash. I feared I would be labeled a "dumpster diver".  No one saw me... My secret was safe.

So I thought. Later that day, my neighbor walks in my garage, sees the chair, and laughs, "What are you gonna do with that garbage, Sanford?" I got him drunk, left him naked on his doorstep, took pictures, and blackmailed him to keep him quiet. 

Rest comes easy. My creation is complete and I am a proud creator. I saved some trash from a landfill and was able to use reject pieces from my porch swings to make a very comfy shop chair. It's not pretty, but it works great and I could care less if the neighbors see it. By the way...I'm still blackmailing my neighbor for lawn service. I watch him from this chair while I sip a cool beverage.