Jack's
Backyard
The Most Ultimate Aggression Therapy/Aluminum
Can Recycling Tool Ever Made!
The
Re-Psychler!
I’m a Wood
Worker/ Artist. One of my specialties is reclaiming wood and making
whatever my mind allows me to make. I’m passionate about it at times and
I'll pick up or save almost anything that’s solid natural wood.
Recycling or
reclaiming wood can be a pain. There’s a portion of my budget that goes
to storage because I have a ton of scrap lumber I refuse to toss. Most
people would throw it away, but it’s all usable.
The
frustration of paying to keep it, trying to find a use, or eventually
sending it to the dump, doesn’t ride well with me.
I
recently dated a girl from Canada. I was totally into her and as a
result of my time with her, I learned Canadian’s have a great philosophy;
Reduce, reuse, and recycle. She ended up being not so great and told me I
should lose weight and cut off my head.
When you care for someone, it can be hard to move on.
I felt betrayed, yet renewed. I was tense, yet mellow. I was consumed with
anger for her icy coldness, but sedated with her need to protect our planet.
I wanted to express my contempt for her cold Canadian blast and respect her
culture for protecting our Earth. Justification was on my horizon.
Life is good.
I combined my negative emotions and decided to make the most ultimate
aggression therapy/aluminum can recycling tool ever made.
We all need an outlet.
That's why I created..
The
Re-Psychler !
How
does it work?
It’s easy, pretend a can is your pain
and Re-Psychle it!
What are the
rewards? I have the talent to make a cool tool from scrap material, so why
not? I use pieces found on the curb and leftovers from other projects to
make the Re-Psychler. This all wood mallet will flatten a can like a pancake
faster than your broken heart can stop beating. I’ll be the first to admit,
stomping cans with your heel is quicker and easier, but smashing them with
the Re-Psychler satisfies like nothing else.
What’s the
ultimate goal? As funny as it sounds, I want to bring peace and a
cleaner earth through violence. Someone piss you off? Crush a can. I assure
you, you’ll feel better. Does your life suck? Smash a can and feel better
because you’re recycling. Did your girlfriend take a dump on your emotions?
Show her you’re smashing and flatten a can like grapes for wine.
